Professora: “Alunos, leiam o livro!”
Expectativa:
Realidade:
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Expectativa:
Realidade:
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That Symbol is a brazilian soccer team named Vila Nova and it has a lot of fine girls fans.
goodbye delicious fast food. I am officially giving you up for you are no good for me.
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Porque nunca me falaram isso antes?
VOU AVISAR MINHA MÃE, QUERO PRESENTE
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